May 2013
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kissingingraveyards:
How To Make Love
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violetsunnyklaus:
About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have cats—they were broken, but now they’re fixed—so...
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April 2013
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wouldyouliketoseemymask:
In addition to the victims of today’s bombing in Boston, please keep the 55 victims of today’s bombing in Iraq in your thoughts.
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“I’ve made it clear that on days like this today, there are no Republicans or...”
– President Obama on the Boston attack (via silverlullabies)
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“Boston. Fucking horrible.
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,...”
– Patton Oswalt (on Facebook)
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novemberrain93:
boundedbyrealityy:
People send their kids to school, kids get shot.
People watch batman, they get shot.
People run marathons for charity, they get bombed.
Where is the innocence in the world, is there even good left in us?
Teacher sacrifices her life to save children.
Hollywood cancels premiere and Christian Bale goes to honor victims.
People rush to donate their own...
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Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
paintedbreath:
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebody’s life
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
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tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20:13
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fairgroundsoldier:
the-eleventh-blog:
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
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March 2013
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ANONS. GO.
01: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
02: Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
03: Your views on drugs and alcohol.
04: Your views on religion.
05: A time you thought about ending your own life.
06: Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
07: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
08: A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
09: How you hope your future will be like.
10: Discuss your first love and first kiss.
11: Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
12: Bullet your whole day.
13: Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
14: Your earliest memory.
15: Your favorite tumblrs.
16: Your views on mainstream music.
17: Your highs and lows of this past year.
18: Your beliefs.
19: Disrespecting your parents.
20: How important you think education is.
21: One of your favorite shows.
22: How have you changed in the past 2 years?
23: Give pictures of 5 guys who are famous who you find attractive.
24: Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
25: Someone who fascinates you and why.
26: What kind of person attracts you.
27: A problem that you have had.
28: Something that you miss.
29: Goals for the next 30 days.
30: Your highs and lows of this month.
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You're my weak spot.: lurkdusoleil: They come in... →
lurkdusoleil:
They come in every morning, always ordering for each other.
“Medium drip for him.”
“Large mocha for this handsome man right here.”
“Give this guy decaf, he doesn’t need the jitters today.”
“Put the actual cream in his drink, and tell him his waist looks fine.”
“Says the…
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toleratetheworldofdemons:
glasses-of-doom:
the-silence:
my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’
I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.
but what if
I JUST FELL OFF MY BED
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me attempting to make a resume and realizing i have no life skills and will most likely not get any of these jobs
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theuntalentedsinger:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
obsessivencompulsive:
In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.
can someone please make a gold star for this guy...
